VIDEO: Episcopal Invasion! with Guest host Deacon Joseph

So…..it’s cool if some dude who merely goes to church every Sunday spreads the Good News in his garage; meanwhile (to exaggerate my point for the sake of argumentation) a lifelong member of the Orthodox Church, committed to it, lives the requisite life of solemnity and virtue, trained in the law, cares deeply for the spiritual journeys of her brothers and sisters in Christ……yet the mere thought of this hypothetical woman’s leadership yields such a knee-jerk, categorical dismissal. Do you think Christ would’ve chuckled like that – you know, the guy that hung out with a hooker and some tax collectors (i.e., the schmucks who would later practice out of their garages)?

And while Peter was too busy denying Christ, who was there for our Lord? His Mother, her sister, and a retired whore (also the first to notice that He was missing from His tomb).

I mean, aren’t courage and devotion what you’re really talking about when it comes to missionary work? But, whatevs, it’s only women that bear the brunt in creating and raising more followers for YOUR dying Church. And guess which sex is statistically more religiously dedicated? How ‘bout let’s not pretend that it might not ever have to ACTUALLY go there (and not just for the Orthodox).

Oh gee, I wonder which rhetorical fallacy you’ve already silently refuted my argument with? How could I possibly actually, really well and truly give a hoot about the survival of your religion? Excuse me while I childishly stamp my feet because you won’t let me have my way.

I mean, really. No. You’re right. Y’all should keep sitting there with yer thumbs up your asses waiting on, like, some Hegelian dialectic to save you. Didn’t anyone ever tell you? NO ONE gets shit organized like a soccer mom. And you thought feminism was bad. I’m just sayin.

And go call your mothers.